So....my boyfriend was sitting in his little chair, watching television. He kept asking me to get up and go get him stuff....drink....snack....phone...on and on and on. He knows that this annoys me, but I was in a good mood today, so I thought up a different way to let him know that I wasn't his errand girl:
Me: Places a sock in Cody's lap.
Cody: What is this? *throws sock at me
Me: Master....master has given Dobby a sock.
Cody: *looks at me like I've lost my mind "What?"
Me: *louder... Master has given Dobby a sock. Dobby is FREE! *runs out of room like a bat outta hell
Cody to my daughter: What the hell was that all about?
Daughter: Mommy thinks she's Dobby from Harry Potter.
Cody: .........okay
Alright, so he didn't get it, but the look on his face was freaking classic.
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